No doubt, though, he has been misbehaving. Yesterday, he got to meet "mad Daddy" for the first time over his school behavior. Sure, he is used to discipline from me but I have been taking it easy on him, working with more positive reinforcement techniques...but yesterday I had to make a point...hopefully, he got the message...if not, that new TV Santa brought him will look really nice in my bedroom.
While you are praying for Melissa, send a note upstairs for midget too...he could use some divine inspiration.
On a brighter note, here's what happens when you put a Five Guys burger in front of midget.